This is the song that plays during the Velvet Chair Girl boss fight in No More Heroes 3. Song and lyric source can be found here.
In the spirit of hurdles always being high, my first song translation is a hip-hop one. I think I did alright, lol.
| 【hook】 Grab a seat, if there’s one for you Are you ready? Can you get it? 【Jinkaku no fuicchi】 Japonica isutori gakushucho Mitaini nandemo naikoto kaku koryakuho I believe kore wa DAIGIRIN* Shizumari kaettara iai giri Wa ni natte odoritai noni yappa Toriawanakya ikenainda Hai CHIIZU refugees Semotarenonai kuuki isu 【annie the clumsy】 Let’s go seru no wa nanda? Tarinai sekisuu Muragatta Enemy ni Wassup!! Mochi noheru nikudansen Dance mauyouni Movin’ Butt okurerya Done Look at me!! Shitataka & Gouin** Jyakunikukyosyoku no douri hotenshiro Tamanashijya Death Row Shinogi ha matagi wo matagu emono View Break down 【ese animal】 Don’t care I don’t care I don’t play such a damn game (know what I mean?) I don’t need a seat I sit where I wanna sit Where I sit is my own seat (no doubt) I don’t believe the hype No need to think about Even on the cloud I’ll lean on the haze and dance We wanna live our lives as we dance complete not compete no seat just sit free no seat just sit free We wanna live our lives as we dance pure play not complain no seat just sit free no seat just sit free 【annie the clumsy】 New York, London, Paris, and Tokyo Singapore, Hong Kong Even if you’re not there you can be a king or queen on the game you play So, just do it The silky flow mimi wo patrol kimi no temoto In control Saa kanjina Kono count down 【Jinkaku no fuicchi】 Saigono ikkyaku darenomono darenomono Saigono ikkyaku orenomono orenomono Omaega orenoueni koshikaketa Tsugino syunkan shirimochi wo tsuku Omaega orenoueni koshikaketa Tsugino syunkan ni shoubu ga tsuku |
【hook】 Grab a seat, are you ready? Are you ready? If there’s one for you, Can you get it? Can you get it? 【Jinkaku no fuicchi】 Japonica Musical Chairs Workbook Like a strategy guide with nothing written in it I believe this is a cheat code book Once it all goes silent, you’ll be cut down in one strike I just wanna dance in a circle So we have to get together Say cheese, refugees A backless chair made of air 【annie the clumsy】 Let’s go, what’s this game? Not enough chairs Wassup to the gathering enemies Hand-to-hand combat with no helmets Dance like a whirlwind Movin’ butt, if you fall behind you’re done Look at me‼︎ Tough & forceful Let’s just say it’s the law of the jungle If you don’t got the balls for it, this is Death Row Survival means watching how the hunters become the hunted Break down 【ese animal】 Don’t care I don’t care I don’t play such a damn game (know what I mean?) I don’t need a seat I sit where I wanna sit Where I sit is my own seat (no doubt) I don’t believe the hype No need to think about Even on the cloud I’ll lean on the haze and dance We wanna live our lives as we dance complete not compete no seat just sit free no seat just sit free We wanna live our lives as we dance pure play not complain no seat just sit free no seat just sit free 【annie the clumsy】 New York, London, Paris, and Tokyo Singapore, Hong Kong Even if you’re not there you can be a king or queen on the game you play So, just do it The silky flow, ears on patrol Your grip In control Come on, feel it This countdown 【Jinkaku no fuicchi】 The last seat, whose is it? Whose is it? The last seat, it’s mine, it’s mine You sit on top of me, A moment later, you fall on your ass You sit on top of me, A moment later, the game’s decided |
* Taken from wikipedia: "Daigirin" (大技林), published by Tokuma Shoten Intermedia and released by Tokuma Shoten from 1989 to 2000, and published by Ambit and released by Tokuma Shoten in 2011, is a mook (magazine book) that contains data and backstage techniques for home video game software and is modeled after an encyclopedia.
** May be a reference to "SHITATAKA DE GOUIN NA SAKUSEN" from "The World God Only Knows: Megami Hen" OST.